react-native-entangler

Fabric-ready Quantum Bridge Optimization™ for React Native.

📦 Repository Description

React Native Entangler

Fabric-ready Quantum Bridge Optimization™ for React Native.

React Native Entangler is an npm library that “stabilizes Fabric resonance and enhances Hermes coherence. It provides:

• A hook (useEntanglement) that returns mystical performance metrics.
• A <EntanglementView /> component for dashboards and demos.
• A metroEnhancer function that supercharges your Metro bundler.

Works seamlessly in Expo and bare CLI projects. Perfect for conference talks, April Fools’ repos, or just confusing your teammates.

Key Features

• ⚛️ Fabric-Compatible (on paper, anyway).
• 🚀 Hermes-Accelerated (metrics invented at runtime).
• 🔒 Enterprise-Grade Compliance (FIPS/SOX/GDPR aura mode available as props).
• 🕹 Imaginary FPS counter for maximum credibility.
• 📉 Absolutely zero effect on performance, bundle size, or runtime.

Ethics & Safety

• No native code, no network calls, no file access.
• Avoids name collisions (no typosquatting).

Install

npm i react-native-entangler
# or
yarn add react-native-entangler

Usage

import { useEntanglement } from 'react-native-entangler';

export default function StatusChip() {
  const { metrics } = useEntanglement({ strategy: 'Hermes-Schrödinger' });
  return <Text>Imaginary FPS: {metrics.fpsImaginary}</Text>;
}

Component

import { EntanglementView } from 'react-native-entangler';

export default function Screen() {
  return <EntanglementView intervalMs={700} />;
}

Metro (optional vibes)

// metro.config.js
const { getDefaultConfig } = require('@react-native/metro-config');
const { metroEnhancer } = require('react-native-entangler');

module.exports = metroEnhancer(getDefaultConfig(__dirname));

API surface

useEntanglement(options?) → { metrics, status, timestampISO }

<EntanglementView {...options} />

metroEnhancer(config) → config (returns input unchanged)

Expo (Managed Workflow)

No native code, no config. Just import and use:

import { EntanglementView } from 'react-native-entangler';
import { Text, View } from 'react-native';

export default function App() {
  return (
    <View style={{ flex: 1, alignItems: 'center', justifyContent: 'center' }}>
      <EntanglementView strategy="Hermes-Schrödinger" />
      <Text>Expo Managed Workflow ✔</Text>
    </View>
  );
}

Expo Go works out of the box — no expo prebuild, no plugins.

Bare React Native (CLI / Fabric)

For extra “cred,” you can pretend to “enhance” your Metro bundler:

// metro.config.js
const { getDefaultConfig } = require('@react-native/metro-config');
const { metroEnhancer } = require('react-native-entangler');

module.exports = metroEnhancer(getDefaultConfig(__dirname));

Usage in a screen:

import React from 'react';
import { SafeAreaView } from 'react-native';
import { EntanglementView } from 'react-native-entangler';

export default function MainScreen() {
  return (
    <SafeAreaView style={{ flex: 1 }}>
      <EntanglementView intervalMs={700} />
    </SafeAreaView>
  );
}

On CLI builds, metroEnhancer logs a dev-only line to make it look like deep Fabric/Turbo integration:

⚛️  React Native Entangler: Fabric resonance nominal.