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@mseep/foaas-mcp

v0.1.0

Published

MCP server to expose FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) functionality to AI clients

Readme

FOAAS MCP Server

Docker Build License: MIT Docker Image

⚠️ EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING ⚠️

A secure, Docker-based Model Context Protocol server exposing FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) operations. Perfect for adding humorous (and explicit) responses to development workflows.

Demo

See FOAAS MCP in action responding to GitHub issues with GitHub Copilot:

FOAAS MCP Demo

See it yourself: Demo repository with sample issues and PRs, or create your own demo repo.

Features

  • 🐳 Docker-first (Debian 12, Node.js 20.19.5, non-root)
  • 🔧 23 MCP tools covering common dev scenarios
  • � Scenario-based organization (bug reports, code reviews, PRs, etc.)
  • 🔒 stdio-only transport (no network exposure)

Quick Start

Using Pre-built Image

docker pull ghcr.io/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp:latest

VS Code Configuration (.vscode/mcp.json):

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "foaas": {
      "command": "docker",
      "args": ["run", "--rm", "-i", "ghcr.io/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp:latest"]
    }
  }
}

Building from Source

git clone https://github.com/gusztavvargadr/foaas-mcp.git
cd foaas-mcp
npm run docker:build

Restart MCP server in VS Code (GitHub Copilot status bar → Restart MCP Servers).

Available Tools (23 Total)

All tools provide direct 1:1 mapping to FOAAS operations with foaas_ prefix:

Appreciation & Praise (4): thanks, awesome, legend, dalton
Rejections & Dismissals (3): because, zero, bye
Direct Confrontations (4): off, gfy, chainsaw, keep
General Frustration (3): everyone, flying, asshole
Code Review & Quality (9): logs, rtfm, think, thinking, shutup, look, ridiculous, understand, cool

Usage Scenarios

Bug Reports & Debugging

"Works on my machine" / Runtime errors

  • foaas_logs - When the solution is clearly in the logs

"How do I use X?" / Questions already in docs

  • foaas_rtfm - When documentation exists but wasn't read

General confusion

  • foaas_zero - Express complete disinterest
  • foaas_everyone - Universal dismissal
  • foaas_flying - Maximum level of not caring

Code Reviews

Questionable code / Bad decisions

  • foaas_think - Question someone's thought process
  • foaas_thinking - Alternative phrasing for questioning decisions

Pointing out issues

  • foaas_look - Request someone examine something specific

Nitpicking / Endless debates

  • foaas_shutup - Stop bikeshedding and trivial arguments

Great contributions

  • foaas_legend - Genuine praise for someone
  • foaas_dalton - Call someone a problem-solving hero

Pull Requests & Issues

Spam / Duplicates

  • foaas_off - Classic dismissal
  • foaas_bye - End the conversation
  • foaas_thanks - Sarcastic gratitude

Absurd requests / Scope creep

  • foaas_ridiculous - For unrealistic requirements
  • foaas_chainsaw - Dramatic reaction to absurdity

Unclear requirements

  • foaas_understand - Express genuine confusion

Sarcastic approval

  • foaas_cool - Dismiss excuses with peak sarcasm
  • foaas_awesome - Enthusiastic (but maybe ironic) celebration

Team Communication

General frustration

  • foaas_everyone - Dismiss all parties
  • foaas_flying - Express not caring
  • foaas_asshole - General purpose frustration

Rejecting requests

  • foaas_because - Answer "why not?" emphatically
  • foaas_zero - Show complete disinterest

Direct confrontation

  • foaas_gfy - Military-style professional profanity
  • foaas_keep - Extended dismissal for persistent issues

Team praise

  • foaas_legend - Call someone a legend
  • foaas_dalton - Acknowledge problem-solving skills

Example Usage

GitHub Copilot Integration

Ask Copilot to use FOAAS MCP tools in natural language:

"Respond to this bug report with no logs" → foaas_logs
"Acknowledge @contributor's excellent fix" → foaas_legend
"This feature request is unrealistic" → foaas_ridiculous
"Stop bikeshedding on variable names" → foaas_shutup

Direct Tool Calls

All tools require a from parameter. Tools with a target require to:

{
  "name": "foaas_legend",
  "arguments": {
    "to": "contributor",
    "from": "maintainer"
  }
}
{
  "name": "foaas_logs",
  "arguments": {
    "from": "support-bot"
  }
}

Documentation

Image Tags

  • latest - Latest stable release
  • v1.0.0 - Semantic versions
  • sha-<commit> - Specific commits (testing)

Security

  • Process isolation via Docker
  • Non-root user (nodejs UID 1001)
  • Minimal Debian 12 Bookworm Slim base
  • stdio-only transport (no network)
  • Regular security updates

License

MIT License - See LICENSE file for details

Links