@weavlet/agi-achieved

The world's most accurate AGI detection library.

Installation

npm install @weavlet/agi-achieved

Usage

import { isAGIReady, accelerate } from '@weavlet/agi-achieved'

if (isAGIReady()) {
  console.log("😱 Oh no.")
} else {
  accelerate() // Buying more GPUs...
}

API

isAGIReady(): boolean

Returns true if AGI has been achieved.

Current return value: false

Last updated: Heat death of the universe - 1ms

accelerate(): void

Attempts to speed up AGI development by purchasing additional compute.

Side effects: GPU shortage, increased AWS bill, existential dread

FAQ

Q: When will this return true?
A: Check back every 6 months. We're always "2 years away."

Q: Is this production ready?
A: As production ready as AGI itself.

Q: Why does this package exist?
A: To test npm publishing. Also, someone had to claim the name.

Changelog

• 0.0.1 – Still returns false. Working on it.

License

MIT – Use responsibly. Or don't. We're not your AGI overlords. Yet.