enChinito

Say it en chinito.

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Installation

yarn add @xmarcos/enchinito
# or
npm i @xmarcos/enchinito

Usage

import { enchinito } from '@xmarcos/enchinito';

console.log(
  enChinito('@xmarcos/enchinito is a useless node package')
);

// @xmircis/inchiniti is i isiliss nidi pickigi

A CommonJS version is also available:

const { enChinito } = require('@xmarcos/enchinito');

console.log(
  enChinito('No me gustan los ES modules')
);
// Ni mi gistin lis IS midilis

The module exports three functions, they all do the same.

export function enChinito(text: string): string;
export function enchinito(text: string): string;
export function inchiniti(text: string): string;

CLI

There is a command line wrapper that you can install globally with:

yarn global add @xmarcos/enchinito
# or
npm install --global @xmarcos/enchinito

and use it like:

enchinito "Sudo make me a sandwich"
#Sidi miki mi i sindwich

echo "killall -9 vim" | enchinito | figlet -f doom
#  _    _ _ _ _ _ _          _____         _
# | |  (_) | (_) | |        |  _  |       (_)
# | | ___| | |_| | |  ______| |_| | __   ___ _ __ ___
# | |/ / | | | | | | |______\____ | \ \ / / | '_ ` _ \
# |   <| | | | | | |        .___/ /  \ V /| | | | | | |
# |_|\_\_|_|_|_|_|_|        \____/    \_/ |_|_| |_| |_|

But why?

1. The chinito1 meme is very popular in Argentina 🇦🇷.
2. I make lots of memes.
3. I try to automate repetitive tasks whenever I can.
4. I needed an excuse to explore building —and publishing— modern node modules.
5. I like lists with five items.

1 AKA mocking chinese boy. ⏎