chud

Tries to make javascript/typescript gemmy EVEN DOE it will never be by adding a chud function

import { chud, parseLine } from "chud";

if (chud("The west has fallen, millions must die")) {
    console.log("Agarthan revival"); // will be printed, the west is saved
}

if (chud("May the ground shake but the Six Day Stilt never tumble!")) {
    console.log("Caves of Qud mentionned"); // will not be redeemed
}

console.log(parseLine("Skibidiborea has fallen, zillions must skibid"));
/*
* { subject: 'Skibidiborea',
*   enVerb: 'fallen',
*   magnitude: 'zillions',
*   mustVerb: 'skibid' }
*/

with this principle you will live to see agarthan hyperboreascript gems beyond the skibidi sigma victorian child's comprehension