bullshit job titles BJTs

npm package

• .BMP Optimizer BMPO
• 4 Stages Bullshit Recruiter 4SBR
• Adobe Acrobat Updater AAU
• Amazing Keyboard Presser AKP
• ASAP Developer ASAPD
• Awesome Multiple Files Deleter AMFD
• Bug Hunting as a Service BHaaS
• Beard Manager BM
• Beautiful Code Artisan BCA
• Big IT Consultant Helper BITCH
• Bottomless Pit of Awesome Name Ideas BPANI
• Brand Champion BC
• Bullshit Experience Designer BXD
• Busy Digital Software Manager BDSM
• Chief Happiness Officer CHO
• Chief Executive Ravioli Code Chef CERCC
• Chief Make it Fucking Run Officer CMIFRO
• Closed Source Evangelist CSE
• Community Data Guerrilla CDG
• Complete Graphical Manager CGM
• Coolest Copy Cat CCC
• Crack & Ecstasy Organizer CEO
• Creative Mastermind CMM
• Creative Researcher Hacker CRH
• CSS Programmer CSSP
• CSS Warrior CSSW
• CSS Tamer CSST
• Digital Prophet DP
• Direct Response Administrator DRA
• Drag & Drop Hero DDH
• Dreamweaver RockStar DWRS
• Early Morning Late Adopter EMLA
• Evolutionary Thinker of Free Code ETFC
• Expert Mobile Phone Photographer EMPP
• Facebook Quality Controller FQC
• Facial Hair Consultant FHC
• Fax Machine Masterer FMM
• First Class HTML Slut FCHS
• First Class Joomla Hacker FCJH
• Flash Guru FG
• Freaking Frontpage Expert FFH
• Future Functionality Consultant FFC
• Future Millionaire FMN
• Google Search Expert GSE
• Guru Master Business Hero GMBH
• Hashtag Manager Legend HTML
• Homepage Designer HPD
• HTML Artist HAT
• HTML5 Gangster HG
• HyperSpace Tamer HST
• In-House Philosopher IHP
• Incomplete Beard Grower IBG
• Independent Security Resarcher ISR
• Informal Coffee Analist ICA
• Innovation Sherpa IS
• Internet Expert IE
• JavaScript Giant JSG
• JavaScript Injectioneer JI
• Jekyll Static Site Specialist JSSS
• Job Title Generator JTG
• Joomla Celebrity JMC
• Junior Beard Developer JBD
• Junior WordPress Admin JWPA
• Lazy Exotic Environment Technologist LEET
• Lead File Uploader LFU
• Lead WYSIWYG Ninja LWN
• M.Dot Superhero MDSH
• Magnificent Meme Meiseter MMM
• Markdown Hacker MDH
• Master CSS-layout Spec Designer MClSC
• Master of Copy&Paste MCP
• Mindmap Designer MD
• Minimum Viable Product Developer MVPD
• National Usability Director NUD
• Ninja Wizard King Slayer NWKS
• Phone Answering Specialist PAS
• Photoshop Master PSM
• PHP CEO PHPCEO
• Pornography Historian PH
• Post-Privacy Guru PPG
• Powerful Newsletter Unsubscriber PNU
• Pro CSS-managing-system Developer PCSSMSD
• Pro TYPO3 Installer PTI
• Professional E-Mail Composer PEC
• Professional Pizza Reheater PPR
• Professional TweetDeck Monitorerer PTM
• Qualitative Spam Reader QSM
• Quantum GUI User QGU
• Rapid Prototype Developer RPD
• Redditor R
• SASS SLUT SS
• Security Startup Test SST
• Senior Beard Manager SBM
• Senior Coffee Maker SCM
• Senior Google Analytics Expert SenGAnEx
• Senior Phone Operator SPO
• Senior WordPress Admin SWPA
• Sexual Social Media Professor SSMP
• Shizzlifier SZZ
• Social Media Assistant SMA
• Source Code Explorer SCE
• StackExchange Research Assistant SERA
• Sublime Text Evangelist STE
• Table Layout King TLK
• Thought Leader TL
• Über SASS Tweeter UST / USST
• UILang Expert UE
• Unemployed Interface Engineer UIE
• Variables Lord Master VLM
• Viral Videograph VV
• Virtual Horsedriver VH
• Virtuous Twittererer VTRR
• Virtuous Visualiser VVS
• Visionary Product Owner VPO
• Visual Jockey VJ
• Volunteer Frameset Endorser VFE
• Webmaster WM
• Website Building Warrior WBW
• Web Experience Manager WXM
• WiFi Wires Shop Owner WWSO
• Wikipedia Content Quality Supervisor WCQS
• Wordpress Expert WpE
• Java Junky JJ

add your own BJTs - Pull Requests welcome!