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chistesnegros

v1.0.10

Published

Un npm to guapo de chistes bien negronis

Downloads

36

Readme

chistesnegros 🖤

npm version License: GPL v3

Paquete de chistes de humor negro en español para proyectos Node.js. Ideal para bots, aplicaciones de entretenimiento o cualquier proyecto que requiera un toque de humor ácido.

📋 Contenidos

🏆 Top 10 Aportadores de Chistes

Agradecemos a quienes han contribuido con sus chistes. ¡Aquí está el ranking de los usuarios que más han aportado!

| 🥇 Puesto | 👤 Usuario | 💬 Chistes aportados | |:--------:|:--------------:|:-------------------:| | 1 | Krauser366 | 4 | | 2 | GabrielVz | 4 |

¿Quieres aparecer en el top?
¡Envía tus en el formulario que se encuentra mas abajo!

🚀 Instalación

npm install chistesnegros

🔧 Uso básico

const obtenerChiste = require('chistesnegros');
console.log(obtenerChiste());
import obtenerChiste from 'chistesnegros';
console.log(obtenerChiste());

📂 Ejemplos

Node.js

const obtenerChiste = require('chistesnegros');

console.log('Tu chiste del día:');
console.log(obtenerChiste());

Bot de Discord

const { Client, GatewayIntentBits } = require('discord.js');
const obtenerChiste = require('chistesnegros');

const client = new Client({ intents: [GatewayIntentBits.Guilds, GatewayIntentBits.GuildMessages, GatewayIntentBits.MessageContent] });

client.on('messageCreate', message => {
  if (message.content === '!chiste') {
    message.channel.send(obtenerChiste());
  }
});

client.login('TU_TOKEN_AQUÍ');

API con Express

const express = require('express');
const obtenerChiste = require('chistesnegros');

const app = express();
const PORT = process.env.PORT || 3000;

app.get('/chiste', (req, res) => {
  res.json({ chiste: obtenerChiste() });
});

app.listen(PORT, () => {
  console.log(`API de chistes iniciada en http://localhost:${PORT}/chiste`);
});

⚠️ Advertencia

Este paquete contiene humor negro que puede resultar ofensivo. Está pensado solo para adultos o para personas con alto nivel de tolerancia al humor ácido.

🤝 Contribuir

¡Nos encantaría contar con tus chistes! Sigue estos pasos:

Entra a vicemi.dev/chistesnegros

Y envía tu chiste.

📄 Licencia

Este proyecto está bajo la licencia GPL v3. Consulta el archivo LICENSE para más detalles.