Christian Git

A Christian wrapper for Git to sanctify your version control.

What is this?

Install this package and you'll have a collection of Christian Git commands and aliases at your fingertips (which were miraculously knitted together in your mother's womb). Using the christian-git command, you can completely eliminate the need to call git on your machine. If a Christian version of a command doesn't exist, it'll fall back to use the actual command provided by Git.

For example, running christian-git testimony calls git log, and christian-git crucify some-branch calls git branch -D some-branch.

Each of these commands will respect any flags you include, passing them through to the underlying Git command.

Commands

Commands that override core Git commands.

| Heathen Command | Redeemed Command | Explanation | | --------------- | ---------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | add | anoint | Your code's been anointed by God to be saved. | | blame | judas | Truly I tell you, one of you will betray me. | | branch | vine | He is the vine, we are the branches. | | checkout | possess | Resurrect what was once alive. | | clone | bread-and-fish | Jesus fed the 5000 with five loaves and two fish. | | commit | save | Commit your code to the Lord and it will be saved. | | diff | reform | The repo reformed, always being reformed by the power of the Admin. | | fetch | fishers-of-men | Become a fisher of (the code of) men. | | help | cry-out | And the terminal will have mercy. | | init | create | Before this, there was nothing. | | init | in-the-beginning | Start us off, God. | | log | testimony | Use your code's testimony to share the path the Lord has led you along. | | merge | trinity | Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Three in One. | | pull | petition | Petition the Lord through prayer to grant you those remote code changes. | | push | preach | Proudly declare your Gospel code to those who need it. | | rebase | disciple | Regularly examine your code, words and actions and compare them with the Word of God. | | reflog | resurrect | Resurrect what was once alive. | | reset | ark | God hit reset on the earth. | | revert | repent | Turn back from your sinful ways. | | stash | sow-and-reap | Regularly sow your code so that you may reap its blessings later. | | stash | bear-cross | Let Him bear the burden. | | status | walk | How's your code's walk with the Lord? | | tag | testament | God's way of semantic versioning. | | tag | circumcise | A snip, er — sign that you’ve been set apart. symbol. | | bisect | lost-sheep | Become the good shepherd and find those led astray. |

Alias

Aliases that provide shorthand means of running more complex commands (basically anything that require extra flags).

Aliases

| Heathen Command | Redeemed Alias | Explanation | | --------------- | -------------- | ----------------------------------------------------------------- | | branch -D | crucify | Delete the branch that no longer bears fruit. | | push --force | indoctrinate | Force the theology of your code onto the vulnerable and gullable. |

Installation

npm install christian-git -g

or

yarn global add christian-git

Usage

Whenever you'd normally use git, use christian-git instead, followed by whatever command or alias and any flags you'd like to pass.

Some More Examples

Pagan: git pull origin/master

Righteous: christian-git petition origin/master

Pagan: git status

Righteous: christian-git walk

Pagan: git log --pretty=format:"%h - %an, %ar : %s"

Righteous: christian-git testimony --pretty=format:"%h - %an, %ar : %s"

Contributions

If you have a command or alias suggestion, or just some ideas to make the project better, fork & PR!

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