cockney-rhyming-slang

TODO: um i guess it could listen for toots, find one that has a slang, and reply to it? hmmm.

tool to help you come up with cockney rhyming slang

EXAMPLE

"We're in Barney" means "we're in trouble" because trouble rhymes with Barney Rubble.

var crs = require('cockney-rhyming-slang')
var slang = crs('cat')
=> { word: 'Doff', rhyme: 'hat', phrase: 'Doff your hat' }
console.log('my ' + slang.word + ' knocked over my glass of water for no reason')
console.log('GET IT? cuz cat rhymes with ' + slang.rhyme + ' and ' + slang.phrase)


// auto-replace everything you can in a big text, without explanation:
a_huge_text.split(" ").map(function(word){
  var match
  if(match = crs(word)){
    return match.word
  } else {
    return word
  }
}).join(" ")

API

cockneyRhymingSlang(word) => if it can't find any words that rhyme with the given word, returns false => if it can't find any of the rhyming words in any of the phrases it knows about, returns false => otherwise, it returns an object that looks like:

{
  word: 'the_word_to_replace_the_given_word_with',
  rhyme: 'the_word_that_rhymed_with_the_given_word',
  phrase: 'the_phrase_that_contains_both_the_word_and_rhyme'
}