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couch_excuses

v1.1.1

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a generator of excuses to ditch your friends and stay home on the couch

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Couch_excuses

The Ultimate Excuse Generator to Ditch Your Friends and Stay on the Couch!

Sometimes, you just need a good excuse to avoid social plans and relax on the couch. ApologiseRandom is here to help with the funniest and most creative excuses to stay home and enjoy some well-deserved time off.

Features

  • Generate random excuses: Get a funny, creative excuse to explain why you're staying home.
  • Add your own custom excuses: Personalize the experience by adding your own excuses.
  • Remove excuses: Remove any excuse from the list if it no longer serves your needs.
  • Get all excuses: Retrieve the complete list of all available excuses.
  • Easy to use: Just install the package and start generating excuses!

Installation

To install the package via npm, run the following command in your terminal:

npm install couch_excuses