D Enterprise | Cli

Probably one of the most amazing packages out there.

While all other packages on this registry in general have a purpose or a function.. This one does absolutely nothing.

Why is this package so amazing?

• Easy to understand
• Small codebase (each byte counts these days)
• Does nothing you don't want it to do
• Does not require you to learn 1000 different API references
• No prior knowledge of programming needed

Why in general?

It is no longer possible to unpublish this. Or I have simply failed and not ready to admit it.

In any case, enough time was wasted

Drops package and walks away

"It's your problem now, I'm out"

So, because I'm an optimist, and wasting time is basically the same as learning. This package does nothing other than wasting everybody's time.

"little kid": Do I really have to go to school?
"mom": Yes, get dressed!
"little kid": But why? It's such a waste of time!

See?

How to waste your time

1. Install NodeJs on your system

   Download NodeJs

   Whoops, wrong link. Here you go: Download NodeJs

2. Install npm on your system

   What is npm?

   Npm opens up an entire world of JavaScript talent to you and to your team. It's the world's largest software registry, with approximately 3 billion downloads per week.The registry contains over 600,000 packages (building blocks of code). Open-source developers from every continent use npm to share and borrow packages. Packages are structured to enable you to keep track of dependencies and versions..

   Try asking Google for instructions.
   If you fail to figure out how to install npm, it's probably because you already have.
   Npm is installed with the NodeJs installer.

3. Enter the world of unknown, confusion and indicision and participate in the war between Yarn and npm

4. If you managed to return home safely, well done and we thank you for your service.

   • Install Yarn on your system.
   • Or don't.

5. Realize all the above should already be known by the person reading this.

Installing this package

1. Install d-enterprise globally

   npm i -g d-enterprise

2. Verify the installation was a success

   ../user/workspace/project> d-enterprise init
   
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   You are about to start a life-altering experience!
   Answer the following questions to make your dreams come true:
   
   ? What is your name? (Your Name)
   ...

3. Doubt yourself ("Perhaps I've done something wrong, I'm getting some error")

4. Spend some time searching for possibly life-altering code you could reuse.

   If you don't know where to look, you probably wouldn't understand the life-altering code either.
   But who am I to judge. Try looking in your global node_modules.
   Yes.. Windows put this folder in a hidden folder called AppData.
   It wouldn't be much of a treasure hunt if your fellow pirate said:
   "I've heard there is some treasure hidden at coordinates: Latitude: 12.52111 | Longitude: -69.968338,
   between two cross palm trees in an unmarked grave", now would it?

5. Blame me for wasting your time, because this package does absolutely nothing

6. Start reading instructions again, this time with a little more care

Aw man, I thought this package had to be the one. With such a detailed readme, that is

Sorry, about that. Looks aren't everything, I suppose...