💅 GenzScript: The Programming Language fr fr

Standard JavaScript is giving NPC energy. It's time to let your code cook.

GenzScript is a blazing fast, zero-dependency programming language that executes peak Gen Z slang natively. Write your algorithms with immaculate vibes, hit run, and let the GenzScript engine cook. No cap.

🚀 Getting Started

GenzScript is officially on the cloud. Say less.

1. Install Globally

Drop this into your terminal to install the compiler across your entire machine:

npm install -g genzscript

(Pro-tip: Don't want to install it? Just use npx genzscript to run it on the fly!)

2. Let him cook

Create a .genz file anywhere on your computer and run it using the global cook command:

cook my_script.genz

📖 The GenzScript Dictionary

If you want to pass the vibe check, you need to know the vocab. Here is how standard programming maps to GenzScript:

Variables & Types

| JS Keyword | GenzScript | Meaning | | :--------------- | :--------- | :---------------------------------------- | | const | fax | An unchangeable truth. | | let | lit | A variable that can change. | | var | sus | Globally scoped, unpredictable, red flag. | | true / false | W / L | Win / Loss. | | null | ghosted | Intentionally left blank. |

Logic & Loops

| JS Keyword | GenzScript | Meaning | | :------------------------ | :------------------------------------ | :------------------------------------------- | | if / else if / else | vibecheck / plot_twist / or_nah | Standard branching logic. | | switch / case | mood / era | Checking different states (e.g. "flop era"). | | for / while | grind / doomscroll | Loops. | | break / continue | dip / skrrt | Escaping or skipping loops. |

Functions & Error Handling

| JS Keyword | GenzScript | Meaning | | :-------------------- | :--------------------------- | :------------------------------------------ | | function / return | cook / yeet | Preparing logic and throwing it back. | | console.log() | spill() | Spilling the tea to the terminal. | | try / catch | send_it / caught_lacking | Reckless execution & intercepting the flop. | | throw | cancel | Intentionally crashing the script. |

💻 Example: The Rizz Calculator

Create a file called rizz.genz and drop this in:

fax MINIMUM_RIZZ_REQUIRED = 50;
lit my_rizz = 0;

cook getRizzedUp(current_rizz) {
    spill("Time to glow up, fr fr...");

    // The grind loop: trying different outfits
    grind (lit fit = 1; fit <= 3; fit++) {
        current_rizz = current_rizz + 20;
        spill("Serving look #" + fit + ". Rizz is now at " + current_rizz);
    }
    yeet current_rizz;
}

send_it {
    my_rizz = getRizzedUp(my_rizz);

    vibecheck (my_rizz >= MINIMUM_RIZZ_REQUIRED) {
        spill("No cap, you have enough rizz. Main character energy!");
    } or_nah {
        cancel "Major L. You're giving NPC.";
    }
} caught_lacking (error) {
    spill("Yikes: " + error);
}

Then run it:

cook rizz.genz

🎨 VS Code Syntax Highlighting

Writing GenzScript in plain white text is a massive L.

We built an official VS Code extension so your fax and lit keywords get beautifully color-coded.

1. Go to the extension folder in this repo.
2. Grab the genzscript-1.0.0.vsix file.
3. Open VS Code > Extensions > ... Menu > Install from VSIX.

License: MIT (Main character Initiative Terms)
Built while doomscrolling.