greg-house

                                       .__                                
   ___________   ____   ____           |  |__   ____  __ __  ______ ____  
  / ___\_  __ \_/ __ \ / ___\   ______ |  |  \ /  _ \|  |  \/  ___// __ \ 
 / /_/  >  | \/\  ___// /_/  > /_____/ |   Y  (  <_> )  |  /\___ \\  ___/ 
 \___  /|__|    \___  >___  /          |___|  /\____/|____//____  >\___  >
/_____/             \/_____/                \/                  \/     \/                              

🎭 Talk to Dr. Gregory House — get witty, sarcastic, brutally honest answers powered by OpenAI

🚀 Why greg-house?

Tired of generic AI chatbots? greg-house brings you:

• 💬 Snarky, brutally honest answers like the real Dr. House
• ⚡ Instant replies powered by OpenAI
• 🛠️ Easy integration into your JavaScript projects or terminal
• 🎯 Realistic, witty insights that cut through the BS

✨ What Makes greg-house Different

The Problem 🤔

Regular AI chatbots give polite, boring answers. You want:

• Sarcasm and wit
• Realistic, unfiltered insights
• Straight-up truth (even if it hurts)

The Solution 💡

greg-house delivers Dr. House-style responses, making your interactions:

• 🎭 Entertaining and memorable
• 🔥 Brutally honest (sometimes)
• 💊 Medically accurate with a twist of humor

📦 Installation

npm install greg-house

⚙️ Setup

Create a .env file in your project root:

OPENAI_API_KEY=your_api_key_here

💻 Usage

JavaScript Integration

import { askHouse } from "greg-house";
import dotenv from "dotenv";

dotenv.config();

const main = async () => {
  const reply = await askHouse("Why do I always feel tired?");
  console.log(reply);
};

main();

Example Output:

House: Everybody lies. Especially about how much they sleep.

CLI Usage

No coding required — just run in terminal:

npx greg-house "Why do I feel sick?"

Example Output:

House: Maybe stop Googling your symptoms at 2 AM.

🎯 Real Examples

🏢 Life Advice

npx greg-house "How do I survive working with my boss?"

House: Lower your expectations. That's all survival really is.

🩺 Medical Humor

npx greg-house "Why do I have a headache?"

House: Maybe stop reading WebMD at 3 AM. Or maybe you're just human.

💔 Relationship Advice

npx greg-house "My girlfriend broke up with me"

House: Everybody leaves eventually. At least she was honest about it.

🤝 Contributing

We welcome contributions! Please feel free to submit a Pull Request.

📄 License

MIT License - see the LICENSE file for details.

🔗 Links

• Repository: https://github.com/ChiragGadhvi/greg-house
• NPM Package: https://www.npmjs.com/package/greg-house

Keywords: greg-house • house-md • chatbot • AI • sarcasm • witty • openai • CLI

Made with 💊 and a healthy dose of cynicism