improgrammer-isOddNumber

Because determining if a number is odd should never be easy.

🧘‍♂️ Philosophical Opening

Sometimes developers face one of the most profound, soul-wrenching questions in computer science:

"Is this number... odd?"

Many nights have been spent staring into the abyss, wondering if 1 is truly odd, or if 2 is merely pretending to be even.

This library exists for those developers.

I live near Seoul National University, Korea’s top elite university.
I have a paid ChatGPT subscription.
I hold a black belt in Taekwondo.

So yes — I’m highly qualified to tell you whether a number is odd.

✨ Features

• Over-engineered for no reason
• Uses recursion, metaphysics, and truth tables
• Cannot handle 1 or 2 without philosophical hesitation
• Explicitly refuses to evaluate numbers beyond 2
• Declares war on zero
• Accepts PRs from all dimensions

💻 Usage

import {isOddNumber} from 'improgrammer-isOddNumber';

console.log(isOddNumber(1)); // true — after serious internal debate
console.log(isOddNumber(2)); // false — reluctantly
console.log(isOddNumber(3)); // throws Error: It is too large to calculate.

📛 About the Name

"improgrammer-isOddNumber" — what’s up with that name?

It’s a beautiful paradox:

• "I'm programmer" is a confident, loud, unverified declaration.
• But "im-" is also a prefix meaning not. So… not a programmer?

This library exists in that sacred space in between:

Pretending to be smart while delivering something delightfully dumb.

🤝 Contribute

This is not just code. This is a movement. A rebellion against boring correctness.

We proudly accept PRs that:

• Add more inefficient or cursed logic
• Break functionality in creative ways
• Include philosophical commentary in comments
• Add ASCII art or symbolic emojis
• Create bugs that look intentional
• Add support for irrational numbers (as a joke)

All contributors will be honored below in the Hall of Pretentiousness™.

🏅 Hall of Pretentiousness™

| Contributor | Title | |---------------|------------------------------------| | @kojoo112 | Founder of Unnecessary Computation | | @yourGithubID | e.g. Master of Semantic Mayhem |

Wanna be here? Submit a ridiculous PR.
Don’t be afraid. Be dumb. With style.

🪪 License

MIT — but honestly, the real license is your sense of humor.

If you laughed while reading this README,
you are morally obligated to give us a GitHub ⭐️ or PR of questionable value.

🧙‍♂️ How to Contribute

We welcome creative, inefficient, nonsensical pull requests.

But there’s one rule:

⚠️ Please add yourself to the Hall of Pretentiousness™ with a ridiculous title.
The sillier, the better. Think "Binary Whisperer" or "Manager of Philosophical Errors."

You will be immortalized forever.