Ipsum Number Five

Lorem Ipsum, the Lou Bega way

What IS this?

Everyone loves Lorem Ipsum generators. Similarly, everyone loves Lou Bega's smash hit "Mambo Number 5!"

But despite this we don't have a "Mambo Number 5" inspired Lorem Ipsum generator. . . Until now!

Why?

Why not?

Usage

ipsum(5);
//Generates 5 paragraphs of Ipsum Number Five

const options = {
    paragraphSeparator : "\r\n\r\n", //Defines what the paragraphs are separated by
    phraseSeparator : " ", //Defines what each sentence is separated by
    linesPer : 6 //Defines the number of lines per paragraphs
};
ipsum(5, options);
//Generates 5 paragraphs of Ipsum Number Five using the passed in options

Example Output

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Ipsum Number Five. I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita. So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord. You and me gonna touch the sky. One, two, three, four, five. Jump up and down and move it all around. Take one step left and one step right.

A little bit of Rita is all I need. A little bit of Tina is what I see. A little bit of you makes me your man. A little bit of Mary all night long. A little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of Erica by my side.

To me is flirting it's just like sport, anything fly. One, two, three, four, five. I do all to fall in love with a girl like you. The boys say they want some gin and juice. Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride. To the liquor store around the corner.

Big thanks to

@MartinRosenberg for indulging in this with me