🇳🇵 JHOLEY-LANG

Election ko season ma compiler pani jholey huncha 🤡🗳️

JHOLEY-LANG is a satirical toy programming language inspired by Nepali political slang, election drama, and meme culture.

This is NOT a real political tool.

It is a real interpreter written in JavaScript, but the language itself is designed only for fun, learning, and memes.

⚠️ DISCLAIMER

• All names are fictional & parody
• No real political party, person, or ideology is referenced
• This project is not political advice
• Please don’t take anything seriously 😄

🤔 What is JHOLEY-LANG?

Think of JHOLEY-LANG as:

• A meme version of a programming language
• A fake election simulator
• A fun way to learn how interpreters work
• Content-creator friendly (Reels, TikTok, Twitter)

✨ Features

🧠 Programming Basics

• Variables
• Numbers & strings
• Math operations
• Print statements
• If / Else conditions

🗳️ Election Satire

• Fake vote casting
• Vote counting
• Winner declaration
• Breaking news headlines

🤡 Chaos Mode

• Random political drama generator
• Sarcastic political analysis
• Funny Nepali-style error messages

🧠 Language Keywords

🔤 Basics

| Keyword | Meaning | |------|--------| | rakhdinus | declare variable | | bol | print | | joddeu | add | | ghataideu | subtract | | gunaideu | multiply | | bhagdeu | divide |

🧠 Conditions

| Keyword | Meaning | |------|--------| | yedi | if | | bhayena | else | | thulo | > | | sano | < | | barabar | == |

🗳️ Election & Media

| Keyword | Meaning | |------|--------| | matadan | cast votes | | gannadeu | count votes | | samachar | breaking news | | chillau | loud announcement |

🤡 Chaos & Satire

| Keyword | Meaning | |------|--------| | arthabujha | sarcastic political analysis | | jholeyRandom | random political drama |

📁 Project Structure

jholey-lang/
│
├── index.js          # CLI entry
├── interpreter.js   # JHOLEY-LANG engine
├── package.json
├── README.md
└── examples/
    ├── arkoExample.jholey
    └── election.jholey

🧪 Examples (Learn by Seeing)

Example 1 — Hello JHOLEY

bol "Namaste Nepal!"
bol "Election suru bhayo!"

Output

Namaste Nepal!
Election suru bhayo!

Example 2 — Variables & Math

rakhdinus koungress = 100
rakhdinus emaley = 120

bol koungress
joddeu koungress emaley
ghataideu emaley koungress

Output

100
220
20

Example 3 — If / Else Condition

rakhdinus belun = 200
rakhdinus emaley = 150

yedi belun thulo emaley bol "Independent wave ayo!"
bhayena bol "Purano party balio cha"

Output

Independent wave ayo!

Example 4 — Fake Election Simulation 🗳️

rakhdinus koungress = 120
rakhdinus emaley = 150
rakhdinus belun = 200
rakhdinus ghanta = 90

samachar "Matadan suru bhayo!"

matadan koungress 20
matadan emaley 10
matadan belun 50
matadan ghanta 40

gannadeu

Possible Output

🗞️ BREAKING: Matadan suru bhayo!
🤡 JHOLEY: koungress le 20 vote payo
🤡 JHOLEY: emaley le 10 vote payo
🤡 JHOLEY: belun le 50 vote payo
🤡 JHOLEY: ghanta le 40 vote payo

🗳️ Vote Count:
   koungress: 20
   emaley: 10
   belun: 50
   ghanta: 40

🏆 JITYO: belun

Example 5 — Chaos Mode 🤡🔥

arthabujha belun
jholeyRandom

Possible Output

🤡 JHOLEY: belun ko arth: Ground weak cha
🤡 JHOLEY: Alliance tutyo re!

🤡 Funny Errors

Wrong syntax

rakhdinus x 10

Output:

🤡 JHOLEY COMPILER: rakhdinus ma '=' chaina

Unknown command

voteRigging

Output:

🤡 JHOLEY: Compiler pani jholey bhayo → voteRigging

🚀 Installation

npm install -g jholey-lang

▶️ How to Run

jholey examples/election.jholey

🎯 Why This Project Exists

• Nepali elections = unlimited memes
• Programming doesn’t have to be boring
• Learning interpreters should be fun
• Perfect for content creation

🛑 Important Disclaimer

This project is:

❌ NOT real politics

❌ NOT election prediction

❌ NOT affiliated with any organization

It is 100% satire + code.

📜 License

MIT License — Use it, modify it, meme it — just don’t take it seriously 🤡🇳🇵

❤️ Final Note

If JHOLEY-LANG made you laugh even once, mission accomplished 😄🔥

PRs, issues, and memes are welcome.