king-love-calculator-f-age-lagay-neo
v1.0.2
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A funny, interactive CLI love calculator with animations, colored output, and hilarious verdicts. Zero dependencies.
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💘 King Love Calculator
A funny, production-grade interactive CLI love calculator with animations, colored output, and hilarious verdicts.
Install & Run
Global install (recommended)
npm install -g king-love-calculator-f-age-lagay-neo
love-calcRun without installing
npx king-love-calculator-f-age-lagay-neoLocal install inside a project
npm install king-love-calculator-f-age-lagay-neo
npx love-calcFeatures
- ✨ Colorful ASCII box UI with Unicode borders
- ⚙️ 7-step fake "quantum analysis" animation
- 💯 Deterministic score — same names always give the same result
- 💬 7 tiers of funny English verdicts
- ❤️ Heart meter proportional to your score
- 🔄 Play-again loop
- 🚫 Zero npm dependencies — pure Node.js
Usage
love-calcEnter the boy's name, then the girl's name. Watch the analysis run, and get your verdict!
Score Tiers
| Range | Verdict | |-------|---------| | 95–100% | 💍 DIVINE MATCH | | 85–94% | 💖 AMAZING MATCH | | 75–84% | 💗 GREAT MATCH | | 65–74% | 💛 DECENT MATCH | | 55–64% | 🤔 AVERAGE MATCH | | 45–54% | 😬 RISKY MATCH | | 35–44% | 💔 HELP NEEDED |
License
MIT
Made with love by JJ Brothers, randomly. 💘
