🍺 kumpsum

Lorem ipsum had one too many starköl and wandered into your terminal. Swedish-beer placeholder text — for when "lorem ipsum dolor" just isn't mysig enough.

pnpm add -g kumpsum     # or just: pnpm dlx kumpsum

Pour one

kumpsum                 # 🍺 three medium paragraphs (the house special)
kumpsum p 8             # eight paragraphs
kumpsum word 50         # fifty words
kumpsum s 3 -l long     # three long sentences
kumpsum p 8 -c          # ...and copy it to the clipboard, skål

On tap

| Order this | Get | On the house | | ----------------- | ------------------------------------- | ------------ | | mode | paragraph · sentence · word (or p · s · w) | paragraph | | count | however many you can handle | 3 | | -l, --length | short · medium · long | medium | | -c, --copy | also slide it onto your clipboard | off | | -j, --json | a tidy JSON array, for the robots | off | | -h, --help | the full menu | — |

Now and then a fredagsöl slips in, and very rarely so does some unsolicited wisdom. git blame someone else.

kumpsum help for the full menu. Drink responsibly, deploy never on a Friday. 🍻