grugbot420

grug oracle for tired devs. brain small. advice big. roast accurate.

Zero-dependency Node port of the grugbot420 corpus that powers the Lateralus OS desktop app. Wisdom, bad jokes, 420 vibes, and keyword-driven roasts — exposed as both a CLI and a library.

Install

npm install -g grugbot420

CLI

$ grug wisdom
grug say: complexity very very bad. simple good.

$ grug joke
why function cross road? because callback on other side.

$ grug ask "should I add another microservice"
container is cage for app. good. distributed cage less good.

$ grug vibe
grug puff... monad is just burrito of sadness.

Both grug and grugbot420 are installed.

Library

const g = require("grugbot420");

g.wisdom();      // -> string
g.joke();        // -> string
g.smoke();       // -> string
g.ask("docker"); // -> string  (rule-driven roast, falls back to wisdom)
g.allLines();    // -> { wisdom: [...], jokes: [...], smoke: [...] }
g.rules();       // -> [{ keywords: [...], response: "..." }, ...]

Companion

• PyPI: grugbot420 — same corpus, same API
• Lateralus app: apps/grugbot420.ltl

License

MIT.