maga-tariff
v1.0.1
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๐ฅ THE GREATEST JAVASCRIPT PACKAGE TO MAKE IMPORTS GREAT AGAIN! ๐บ๐ธ 100% AMERICAN-MADE CODE, NO FOREIGN DEPENDENCIES!
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๐ฅ MAKE YOUR CODE GREAT AGAIN!
Introducing MAGA-TARIFF.js - the MOST PATRIOTIC tariff simulator ever created! Just like I built the BEST economy, this library will FORTIFY your code with YUGE trade barriers against foreign dependencies!
๐ Key Features (BIGGER than China's GDP growth!):
PRESIDENTIAL TARIFF DECLARATIONS
- Impose 300% tariffs on suspicious npm packages with one command!
- Console logs roar with RED/GOLD styles - FAKE NEWS MEDIA CAN'T IGNORE THIS!
BORDER WALL SECURITY
- Store rates in
MAGA_TARIFF_RATES(MORE SECURE than Mexico's border!) - Blocks Chinese module spies BETTER than Huawei 5G bans!
- Store rates in
TRUMP-APPROVED ASCII ART
- Prints the BIGGEST presidential seal EVER seen in console!
- "SAFER THAN CHINA'S WALL" ๐บ๐ธ - verified by REAL AMERICANS!
๐ Installation (SO EASY EVEN SLEEPY JOE CAN DO IT!)
npm install maga-tariff --save ๐ป Usage Example (WARNING: LIBERALS WILL CRY!)
// 25% TARIFF ON MEXICO MODULES!
tariff.setTariff({
'mexico-utils': 25,
'china-data': 300 // FAIR & BALANCED!
}); Precision tariffs modeled after my HISTORIC Mexico policy!
๐ MAGA-CERTIFIED CODE PRINCIPLES
AMERICA FIRST DEPENDENCIES
- All
node_modulesmust be MADE IN USA by 2025! - Foreign packages pay 10% minimum tariff (China pays EXTRA 25%!)
- All
TRADE DEFICIT ELIMINATION
npm audit --MAGA_STRATEGY=DOMINATEFixes dependency deficits FASTER than Biden ruins economies!
CYBER BORDER PATROL
if (module.origin === 'unfriendly_country') { throw new Error('TARIFF WALL ACTIVATED! ๐บ๐ธ'); }
๐จ WARNING TO GLOBALISTS
"This code is PROTECTED by 25% digital tariffs! Attempting to remove MAGA comments will trigger 300% retaliatory tariffs on your repo!" - DJT
