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need-girlfriend

v1.0.2

Published

A humorous npm package that reminds you that you won't find a girlfriend in npm

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Links

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Maintainers

saeedhassanisaeedhassani

Keywords

girlfriendhumorjokefunlonelydeveloper-humornpm-joke

Readme

need-girlfriend 💔

A revolutionary npm package that solves absolutely nothing but reminds you of your priorities.

Installation

npm i need-girlfriend

Usage

Simply run:

need-girlfriend

Or:

npx need-girlfriend

Features

  • 🎲 Over 40 random sarcastic messages
  • 🎨 Colorful terminal output
  • 💔 Reality checks included
  • 🚪 Random exit codes (1-404)
  • 🔥 Burns guaranteed

System Requirements

  • Node.js >= 12.0.0
  • A sense of humor
  • Ability to handle rejection (both from npm and life)
  • Optional: social-skills

FAQ

Q: Will this actually help me find a girlfriend?
A: No.

Q: Why did you make this?
A: Because searching for love in npm is like searching for npm packages in Tinder.

Q: I'm offended!
A: Try npm install sense-of-humor

Q: It's not working!
A: That's the point.

Contributing

Feel free to contribute more sarcastic messages! Just make sure they're funny and not too harsh.

License

MIT (Massively Insecure with Relationships)

Disclaimer

This package is for entertainment purposes only. For actual relationship advice, please consult /dev/null or better yet, go outside.

Remember: The real package you need is confidence, and it doesn't come from npm! 🚀