Node-Roast

Node-Roast is a Node.js module that brings humor to your coding errors. Inspired by node-mommy and cargo-mommy, it delivers roasts instead of positive affirmations, roasting you for mistakes, bugs, and issues that appear in your code. Whether you're facing a ReferenceError, a SyntaxError, or just a well-deserved roasting for your general coding misfortune, Node-Roast has got your back with some humor to ease the pain!

Features

• Success Roasts: Even when your code works, it gets a roast to remind you that it’s probably a fluke.
• Error Roasts: Every error comes with a sassy response to let you know that maybe you should rethink your life choices (and your code).
• Custom Roasts for Common Errors: Includes specific roasts for undefined, null, syntax, and reference errors.
• Graceful Exit Messages: When you terminate your process, we roast you on your way out. Because why not?

Installation

To use Node-Roast, you must have Node.js installed. Then, install it via npm:

npm install node-roast

Usage

Once installed, just require Node-Roast in your code, and it will automatically replace console.log() and console.error() with the roasting versions.

require('node-roast');

Now, every time you use console.log() or console.error(), you'll get a roast! For example:

console.log("Your code works!");
// Output: [SUCCESS] "Wow, it worked! Accident or actual skill? The world may never know."

console.error("Something went wrong!");
// Output: [ERROR] "Oops! Looks like your code just took a vacation."

Unhandled Rejections & Uncaught Exceptions

The module also handles unhandled promise rejections and uncaught exceptions with a roast message. It's the perfect way to deal with those pesky runtime errors!

process.on("unhandledRejection", (reason) => {
  console.error("Unhandled rejection: " + reason);
});

This will automatically log test messages with success and error roasts.

Exit Messages

When you terminate the process using Ctrl+C or other methods, you'll be roasted:

SIGINT: Process interrupted! Quitting like a true quitter...
SIGTERM: Process terminated! Hope your code wasn’t too attached.

Conclusion

Node-Roast is a fun, humorous way to bring some light into the usually painful world of debugging. Next time your code throws an error or works perfectly, at least you'll get a good laugh! Enjoy the roasts, and maybe learn something along the way.