npm-run-crypto 🚀

"I spent years solving JavaScript dependency hell. Now I'm solving financial dependency hell." — @izs (probably)

A fun tribute package celebrating npm creator Isaac Z. Schlueter's crypto adventures. When life gives you node_modules, make meme coins!

Installation

npm install -g npm-run-crypto

Usage

# Full command
npm-run-crypto

# Or the short version
nrc

This will open a beautiful, meme-worthy webpage in your browser celebrating the intersection of npm and crypto culture.

What You'll See

🎨 A stunning dark-mode webpage featuring:

• Animated gradients and floating emoji particles
• Isaac's "journey" from npm to crypto
• Hilarious fake terminal output
• Essential crypto statistics (node_modules depth: ∞)
• Glassmorphism design that would make any Web3 dev jealous

Sample Output

╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
║                                                               ║
║   🚀 npm run crypto 🚀                                        ║
║                                                               ║
║   "First I gave you node_modules,                             ║
║    now I give you... GAINS" - izs (probably)                  ║
║                                                               ║
╚═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝

🌙 Opening the future of package management...

✨ To the moon! Check your browser.

Disclaimer

⚠️ This is a joke package. Not financial advice. DYOR. Your node_modules folder is heavy enough already. ⚠️

License

MIT - Free as in "free to lose money on meme coins"

Contributing

PRs welcome! Especially if they add more jokes about node_modules and blockchain.