🧟 opencode-zombie-monitor

"The only good zombie is a dead zombie" 💀

OpenCode plugin that hunts down and eliminates orphaned processes devouring your RAM.

😱 The Horror Story

You're coding happily with OpenCode. You close a terminal tab. Life goes on...

BUT WAIT! The process didn't die. It's still there. Lurking. Eating your RAM. And every time you close a tab without pressing q... another zombie rises.

$ ps aux | grep opencode
opencode  ??  S  156MB
opencode  ??  S  143MB
opencode  ??  S  98MB
... 💀 your RAM is gone

Those ?? = no TTY attached = zombie 🧟

📦 Install

{
  "plugin": ["opencode-zombie-monitor"]
}

Restart OpenCode. The hunt begins 🎯

🔫 How it works

Every message you send → plugin scans for zombies → calculates their RAM → kills them → reports exact numbers:

🧟 Killed 3 zombie processes | Freed 397MB RAM | Headshot! 💥

No tokens wasted - notification goes via ignored message.

🎮 Commands

| Command | What | |---------|------| | /zombies | check status | | /kill-zombies | manual headshot 💥 |

/zombies
✅ 2 processes, no zombies

/zombies
🧟 3 zombies of 5 processes | 284MB RAM | /kill-zombies

/kill-zombies
💥 Headshot! Killed 3 zombies | Freed 284MB RAM

⚙️ Config

{
  "plugin": [
    ["opencode-zombie-monitor", { "autoKill": false }]
  ]
}

| Option | Default | What | |--------|---------|------| | autoKill | true | auto-kill or just notify | | threshold | 1 | min zombies to trigger |

RAMBO MODE (default) - kill on sight:

{ "autoKill": true, "threshold": 1 }

MANUAL MODE - you pull the trigger:

{ "autoKill": false }

🖥️ Platforms

| Platform | Status | |----------|--------| | macOS | ✅ hunting | | Linux | ✅ hunting | | Windows | ❌ zombies win |

🌍 Languages

Auto-detects from LANG: EN, RU, ZH.

📜 License

MIT - use it, fork it, kill zombies with it.