pkg-roast
v1.0.5
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Prepare to be judged based on your node_modules.
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🔥 Pkg Roast
Scans your
package.jsonand brutally roasts your dependency choices in real-time.
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Pkg Roast is an interactive, highly judgmental CLI that analyzes your local package.json and uses heuristic AI typing animations to ruthlessly mock your tech stack choices.
✨ Features
- 🔥 Brutal Honesty: Analyzes both
dependenciesanddevDependenciesand matches them against dozens of snarky roasting heuristics. - 🤖 Typewriter Animations: Simulates a sentient AI slowly typing out its profound disappointment in your architecture.
- 🎨 Premium UI: Custom ASCII art, color-coded output, and a polished terminal experience.
🚀 Installation
Run it instantly anywhere without installing:
npx pkg-roastOr install it globally:
npm install -g pkg-roast🎮 Usage
Navigate to any directory with a package.json and run:
pkg-roastSit back and prepare to be judged.
Architected by @lakshanmuruganandam
Because someone has to tell you that Redux is overkill.
