roast-a-dev

🔥 Get roasted like a true developer 🔥
Fun, interactive, and savage roast generator for programmers and devs.

📦 Installation

Use as a Node.js module:

npm install roast-a-dev

Use instantly with NPX:

npx roast-a-dev

🧠 Usage

In JavaScript / Node:

const { getRoast } = require('roast-a-dev');

console.log(getRoast());
// 🔥 Your Git history looks like you wrestled with a bear.

From the CLI:

npx roast-a-dev

Example Output:

🔥 Roast incoming...
You write JavaScript like it's Java... and that's terrifying.

🎯 Use Roast Categories

npx roast-a-dev --category=git
npx roast-a-dev --category=savage
npx roast-a-dev --category=friendly

❓ Help Command

npx roast-a-dev --help

😂 Sample Roasts

• "Your code is so async, even promises ghost you."
• "Your Git history looks like you wrestled with a bear."
• "You think semicolons are optional, like deodorant."
• "Even StackOverflow has given up on your questions."

🤖 Features

• Totally useless — but deeply satisfying 😎
• 100% offline (no tracking, no data)
• Use it to roast yourself, your teammates, or your rubber duck

💡 Future Ideas

• Roast your Git commits automatically
• Integrate into Slack bots or terminal prompts

📜 License

MIT © Vivek