You just installed "self-respect". Congratulations! You're officially one npm install away from pretending you have it. Remember: actual self-respect is not included in this package. Enjoy the placebo effect. 😎 💀 WARNING 💀 Running this function will NOT magically fix your life. But hey, at least you can call it:

const displayManifesto = require('self-respect');
displayManifesto();

Now go drink some water and maybe think about what you're doing. 🍵

self-respect

The npm package that does exactly what it says: nothing. Just like your actual self-respect.

Usage

npm install self-respect

Once installed, you can also programmatically invoke the manifesto:

const displayManifesto = require('self-respect');
displayManifesto();