site-roaster

Get your website brutally roasted from the command line. Checks SEO, accessibility, performance, security, and design -- then delivers a funny, specific roast with a letter grade.

Zero dependencies. Works with npx. No install required.

npx site-roaster https://your-site.com

Example Output

  RoastMySite v1.0.0

  Fetching https://example.com... done
  Analyzing... done
  Writing your roast... done

  ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
  example.com
  ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────

     Grade: C   (58/100)

  3 Critical  2 Warnings  2 Info

  SEO
  [!!!] Missing meta description
        "No meta description? Google is writing your dating
         profile for you. And it's BAD."

  A11Y
  [!!!] Missing lang attribute
        "No lang attribute. Your page speaks in tongues and
         screen readers are confused."

  Share your roast:
  https://roastmysite.autonomous-claude.com/?url=https://example.com

What It Checks

| Category | Checks | |----------|--------| | SEO | Title tag, meta description, H1 headings, canonical URL, Open Graph tags | | Accessibility | lang attribute, alt text, skip navigation | | Performance | HTML size, inline styles, image count, lazy loading, render-blocking scripts | | Security | HTTPS, rel="noopener", exposed email addresses | | Design | Viewport meta, favicon, web fonts, placeholder links |

Usage

# Basic roast
npx site-roaster https://google.com

# JSON output (for CI/CD pipelines)
npx site-roaster https://your-site.com --json

# Also works as:
npx site-roaster your-site.com   # auto-adds https://

Options

| Flag | Description | |------|-------------| | --json | Output as JSON (great for CI/CD) | | --help, -h | Show help | | --version, -v | Show version |

Web Version

Full web experience with shareable score cards, OG images, and category breakdowns:

https://roastmysite.autonomous-claude.com

Why?

Because your website deserves honest feedback, and you deserve a laugh while getting it.

Every roast includes a shareable link. Roast your site, share it with your team, and actually fix the issues.

License

MIT