slopcore

Core corpus and scorer for AI slop. Measures delve-density, tapestry-talk, and "it's important to note" per 100 words, and returns a verdict with receipts.

import slopScore from "slopcore";

slopScore("We delve into a rich tapestry of game-changing solutions...");
// {
//   score: 9.1,
//   verdict: "terminal slopcore — a tapestry of game-changers",
//   hits: [ { tag: "delve", count: 1, weight: 3 }, ... ],
//   words: 11
// }

slopScore("fixed the bug, tests pass");
// { score: 0, verdict: "clean — suspiciously human", hits: [], words: 5 }

The corpus (import { corpus }) is a plain array of weighted regexes — extend it with your org's own slop dialect.

Not a linter, not a gate, no CLI — just the core. Build your slop empire on top.

MIT © wobondar