Sloptastic

The content slop detector for SaaS founders. A Claude Code skill that interviews you about what you're about to build, scores it against proven BOFU methodology, and delivers a verdict.

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Install

npx sloptastic

This installs the skill to ~/.claude/skills/sloptastic/. That's it.

Usage

In any Claude Code session:

/sloptastic

Or just say:

• "Is this slop?"
• "Slop check this content idea"
• "Should I build this page?"

What it does

1. Asks what you're building — blog post, comparison page, use case page, etc.
2. Interviews you — 3-4 pointed questions specific to that content type
3. Scores you — against 10 BOFU methodology signals
4. Delivers a verdict:

| Verdict | Meaning | |---------|---------| | CLEAN | Solid BOFU thinking. Tips to make it better. | | SLOPPY | Borderline. Specific fixes to save it. | | SLOPTASTIC | Full slap. Full roast. What you should build instead. |

The 10 Slop Signals

1. Intent — BOFU demand capture vs TOFU awareness
2. Specificity — Segment-aware vs generic
3. Evidence — Data-backed vs vibes only
4. Switching narrative — Addresses competitor switching vs ignores it
5. Competitor honesty — Pratfall effect vs fake checkmarks
6. Real buyer query — Targets an actual search vs "we should write about..."
7. Name-swap test — Breaks when you swap the company name vs works for anyone
8. AI visibility — Structured for AI citation vs wall of text
9. Template potential — Scalable to 10 more pages vs one-off
10. Revenue path — Drives pipeline directly vs drives awareness maybe

Why

Most SaaS companies invest heavily in top-of-funnel awareness content and almost nothing in the pages that actually influence purchase decisions.

• Comparison pages convert at 7.5%+ vs 0.5-2% for blog posts
• 57% of the purchase decision is complete before contacting sales
• One ranked comparison page drives more pipeline than a year of blog posts

Stop building slop. Build BOFU content.

By goBOFU

goBOFU builds bottom-of-funnel content infrastructure for SaaS companies — comparison pages, alternative pages, use case pages, and the content that actually converts.

• BOFU Content Strategy
• AI Visibility Scorecard
• Before They Buy Podcast

License

MIT