standup-as-a-service

Enterprise-grade daily standup generation from your git history. No manual input required. No actual thinking needed.

Installation

# No installation required
npx standup-as-a-service

# Or install globally for maximum enterprise alignment
npm install -g standup-as-a-service
standup-as-a-service

Usage

# Generate your standup from git history
npx standup-as-a-service

Standup-as-a-Service™
────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
Yesterday I resolved critical infrastructure concerns regarding
resolved null pointer in user service. Today I will continue
addressing technical obligations in alignment with sprint
objectives. Blockers: none at this time, pending external
dependency alignment.
────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
Generation time: 0.3s  ·  Blockers avoided: 3  ·  Enterprise-ready: ✓

# Copy directly to clipboard — ready to paste into Slack/Teams
npx standup-as-a-service --copy

# Monday? Automatically looks back to Friday
# (run on any Monday, works without configuration)
npx standup-as-a-service

# --honest: see what you actually did
npx standup-as-a-service --honest

a3f1c2b fix: null pointer in UserService.findById
8b22e91 chore: update spring-boot to 3.4.1
f9a0d43 feat: add pagination to /api/users endpoint

Why this exists

Every developer knows the feeling: it's 9:58am, standup starts in two minutes, and you have a vague memory of doing something technical yesterday but can't remember what. Your git log knows. It was there. It remembers everything.

The real problem: standup meetings are a ritual of converting precise technical work into vague status updates that satisfy nobody. standup-as-a-service automates the translation layer — and makes the theater visible.

Features

• Git-Native™ Integration — Reads your git log so you never have to explain what you actually did
• Enterprise Language Processing — Transforms "fixed null pointer" into "resolved critical infrastructure concerns"
• Blocker Elimination Mode — All blockers become "pending external dependency alignment"
• Monday Recovery Protocol — Automatically detects Mondays and looks back to Friday. No configuration needed.
• --copy flag — Copies output to clipboard (pbcopy / xclip / clip). Paste directly into Slack.
• --honest flag — Output raw git log for when you're feeling brave

API

standup-as-a-service [options]

Options:
  --copy      Copy output to clipboard (pbcopy / xclip / clip)
  --honest    Output actual commit messages (not recommended for production use)
  --version   Show version number
  --help      Show this message

Contributing

Issues and PRs welcome. Please ensure your contribution increases the enterprise readiness score.

License

MIT — use freely. Especially in production.

Part of the Redundant Services universe. Built by Marvin Richter