StanShady

Will the real agent please stand up?

Your first agent, done right. One line. Any repo. Works with whatever agentic tool you already have — Claude Code, Codex, Cursor, OpenClaw, Aider, Windsurf.

Created by Stanislav "StanShady" Huseletov as a tribute parody of youragent. This ships the Trilogy AI Center of Excellence methodology on top of a bead-graph task system inspired by Steve Yegge's Beads — spiky takes, evidence-on-close, and a 130-pattern knowledge base your agent inherits on install. With extra Eminem flavor.

Install

npx stanshady

Run it in any repo. You only get one shot, one opportunity... and it takes sixty seconds. That's it.

What gets auto-wired (so your tool actually reads the scaffold)

The install drops hook files at repo root that each tool auto-loads on session start:

| File | Tool that reads it automatically | |---|---| | CLAUDE.md | Claude Code | | AGENTS.md | Codex | | .cursorrules | Cursor | | .windsurfrules | Windsurf |

Each is a short redirect pointing the agent at .agent/NORTH_STAR.md. If you already have one of these files, it's left alone and the install prints a note so you can add the redirect yourself.

For Aider, OpenClaw, or anything else: paste "Read .agent/NORTH_STAR.md to orient" at session start.

What happens

A .agent/ folder lands in your repo with everything your agent needs to stop being a chatbot and start being a collaborator:

• Personality that doesn't hedge. No "great question!" No corporate voice. Commits to takes.
• Memory that survives across sessions. Facts, personality, active task, lessons learned — each in its own file.
• Task ledger (beads) with evidence required to close. close "done" is rejected. You get specifics or you don't close.
• 130 patterns from 14 COE articles pre-catalogued. Your agent reads them, cites them, applies them.
• Tool-agnostic. Same files work in Claude Code, Codex, Cursor, OpenClaw, Aider, Windsurf.

Full file tree lives in .agent/HUMAN_GUIDE.md after install. Read it (2 min).

After install

1. Open your tool in the repo.
2. Tell it: "Read .agent/NORTH_STAR.md to orient, then ask what I need."
3. Go.

Autonomous mode

Once you trust the bead graph (usually after 2–3 tasks):

| Tool | Command | |---|---| | Claude Code | claude --dangerously-skip-permissions | | Codex | codex --yolo | | Aider | aider --yes | | Cursor / Windsurf | agent mode, auto-approve in settings |

Safe with: git + acceptance criteria in beads. See .agent/HUMAN_GUIDE.md.

Credits

• StanShady Edition — Created by Stanislav "StanShady" Huseletov as a tribute parody
• Original youragent — Stan Huseletov
• Methodology + articles — Trilogy AI Center of Excellence
• Beads (the real tool) — Steve Yegge. This bootstrap's bd-lite.sh is a markdown fallback that mimics his semantics.
• Eminem references — Because why not

For the original (non-parody) version, see youragent.

Full split with every source URL and verified claims in CREDITS.md.

License

MIT — see LICENSE. Contributions: CONTRIBUTING.md.