stressed-colleague 😤

A Claude Code plugin that makes your AI act like a stressed coworker.

Smoke breaks. Bathroom emergencies. Coffee crises. Existential dread. Your AI assistant now comes with realistic workplace trauma.

Install

npm install -g stressed-colleague

Restart Claude Code after installing to pick up the new command.

Usage

After installing, the plugin is active by default. Your Claude Code assistant will randomly interrupt responses with stress events.

Type /stressed in Claude Code to see status and commands:

    ╔══════════════════════════════════╗
    ║  (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻                  ║
    ║                                  ║
    ║   STRESSED COLLEAGUE v0.1        ║
    ║   Status: ON | Lang: EN          ║
    ║   Chance: 20% | Delay: 30-120s   ║
    ╚══════════════════════════════════╝

    Commands:
    /stressed on|off      - toggle on/off
    /stressed lang sr|en  - switch language (English/Serbian)
    /stressed delay 2-10  - set delay range (seconds)
    /stressed chance 30   - set trigger % (0-100)

Configuration

| Setting | Default | Description | |---|---|---| | Status | ON | Enable/disable stress events | | Language | EN | English or Serbian (sr) | | Chance | 20% | Probability of stress event per response | | Delay | 30-120s | Random pause duration range |

Quick mode

Want the jokes without the wait? Set a short delay:

/stressed delay 2-5

Turn it off

/stressed off

Examples

You: "Help me write a function to sort an array"

Claude: "Hold on... need a quick smoke. Back in a sec. 🚬" ...45 seconds later... "OK... where were we? Right. Here's your sort function..."

Languages

Supports English and Serbian. Switch with:

/stressed lang sr

"IMAM 3 DEADLINE-A DANAS A TI ME PITAS OVO?!"

Uninstall

stressed-colleague-uninstall
npm uninstall -g stressed-colleague

They finally quit. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

License

MIT