TARIFF 🔥

The GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS JavaScript package that makes importing great again!

About

TARIFF is a fantastic tool that lets you impose import tariffs on JavaScript packages. We're going to bring manufacturing BACK to your codebase by making foreign imports more EXPENSIVE!

Installation

npm install tariff-nation

## Usage

```typescript
import Tariff from 'tariff-nation';

// Set your tariff rates (package_name: percentage)
Tariff.set({
  "lodash": 50,    // 50% tariff on lodash
  "axios": 200,    // 200% tariff on axios
  "moment": 150    // 150% tariff on moment
});

// Now when you require these packages, they'll be TARIFFED!
require('lodash'); // This will be 50% slower
require('axios');  // This will be 200% slower

How It Works

When you import a package that has a tariff: TARIFF measures how long the original import takes.

TARIFF makes the import take longer based on your tariff percentage.

TARIFF announces the tariff with a TREMENDOUS message.

Example Output

JUST IMPOSED a 50% TARIFF on lodash! Original import took 45000 us, now takes 67500 us. American packages are WINNING AGAIN! #MIPA

Why TARIFF?

Because foreign packages have been STEALING our CPU cycles for TOO LONG! It's time to put AMERICA FIRST and make importing FAIR and BALANCED again!

This is a parody package. Use at your own risk. MAKE IMPORTING GREAT AGAIN!