Turnbull

Takes a perfectly good stream and throttles it down to nearly useless, optionally just failing outright.

Why

Exactly.

No but seriously why would I use it?

You wouldn't, this is clearly much worse than the alternative. Not to mention it takes MORE effort and will ultimately make your project worse in the long run.

Usage

var turnbull = require('turnbull');

var readStream = fs.createReadStream('./someFile');

readStream.pipe(turnbull({
	latency: 200, // Optional latency when transmitting chunks.
	copper: true // Optionally just shit the bed and never complete.
})).pipe(outStream);